What the actual fuck. Come on, lets make me more jealous of your core strength.
I always have to reblog this. Because for real. That’s amazing.
Tell me more about how pole dancing is just mindless sluttiness that requires no talent or skill, I implore you.
Street harassment is not a compliment.
Finally someone made a comic about my exact feelings
That’s what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence.
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Puns AND Pokemon? This post is such a winner. :D
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sharingpurellwithhowardhughes:
How to weigh a baby giraffe.
I mean, that’s how we weighed my German Shepherd…
It’s how I weigh my cats. It just seems…odd…when it’s such a big animal. It’s adorable, though.
“yes hello, is this the city water department? whenever i use my sink, cats come out instead of water.
…no no, it’s not a problem, i just thought you should know.”
